Notes from a Bear:
Hi, everyone! My name is Adrian Medrano. I'm a college student in Anchorage, AK and if you are reading this, then you are obviously in the wrong place. You're probably looking for the next Britney Spears meltdown, the last beer that you know is still in the fridge, show a friend or family member 2 girls 1 cup, or looking for your perfect soulmate. *wink wink*
Nah, although I will talk about those things, I'm leaving this little slice of blog heaven as my method saying what's inside my noggin. MySpace can only go so far, before you realize that you're becoming a zombie on meth. What will be on my mind will be said here. Anything goes here, so if you're someone with a weak sense of reality, then this is not the place for you. Even if all the readers I have are a paper clip, a pillow, and a half bottle of brandy, I will still write here, because I believe it to be very therapeutic for me. Who knows, maybe you'll get a laugh or two out of it?
So, if by now you're still reading this, then you are one of the braver souls out there... No, seriously, the free beer is... *points* that way. kapeesh?
Now, with all that said, I'll leave you with some "you know how i know you're gay?" lines!
Every time I talk to you, you stare at my lips.
You told me you saved ten dollars on a pair of shoes
You own a poodle.
You turned down football tickets because it was too col
You've seen Rent. Three times.
You stick up for Heath Ledger when someone calls him gay.
You took Dramatic Arts in school, and passed with honours.
You turned down a steak and whiskey for a salad and a wine cooler.
You tell everyone to *shush* when Barry Manilow comes on the radio.
You can name 14 different cappuchino's on a Starbucks menu board.
You vacation in France.
You drink diet Fresca.
When you were running for your cab you slipped and sprained your ankle.
"Adie"
You told me you saved ten dollars on a pair of shoes
You own a poodle.
You turned down football tickets because it was too col
You've seen Rent. Three times.
You stick up for Heath Ledger when someone calls him gay.
You took Dramatic Arts in school, and passed with honours.
You turned down a steak and whiskey for a salad and a wine cooler.
You tell everyone to *shush* when Barry Manilow comes on the radio.
You can name 14 different cappuchino's on a Starbucks menu board.
You vacation in France.
You drink diet Fresca.
When you were running for your cab you slipped and sprained your ankle.
"Adie"
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